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Why Every Trend Lasts 48 Hours Before Dying Like a Fruit Fly
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Trends used to last whole seasons. Remember that? Something would be “in” long enough for you to actually enjoy it before it got murdered by overuse. Now? Trends are fruit flies — born, viral, annoying, dead. All in 48 hours flat. And somehow you’re supposed to “keep up” like your brain isn’t already hanging…
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Inflation: Why Your Money Is on a Diet You Didn’t Approve
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Inflation is basically your money waking up one morning and deciding, “Yeah… I’m gonna be less useful today.” And suddenly everything costs more — groceries, rent, coffee, life — but your salary? Frozen. Stagnant. Quiet. Like that friend who always says “I’ll pay you back” but never does. Let’s be honest: you didn’t approve…
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Your Brain Isn’t Deep — It’s Just Loud, Dramatic, and Wrong Half the Time
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Let’s get one thing straight: Your brain isn’t a wise monk sitting on a mountain handing out profound truths. It’s a noisy roommate with commitment issues — loud, dramatic, messy, always interrupting you at the worst possible time, and wrong at least 50% of the time. But because it lives in your skull, you…
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If Everything Feels Heavy, It’s Because You’re Carrying Too Much Bullshit
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If life feels like you’re dragging a mental suitcase filled with bricks, anger, and other people’s emotional leftovers — relax. You’re not weak. You’re just carrying way too much bullshit. Modern life dumps nonsense on you like it’s a hobby: everyone’s expectations the pressure to “do more” emotional labor for people who wouldn’t do…
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AI Agents Are the Interns You Actually Wanted — Zero Attitude, Zero Slacking, Zero Bullshit
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Let’s stop pretending we don’t know what real interns are like. Most of them stroll in with big dreams, tiny notebooks, and the attention span of a goldfish on Adderall. They’re sweet, they’re nervous, they’re trying… but let’s not kid ourselves — they’re a full-time job disguised as “help.” You ask them to do…
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The New World Order? More Like New World Panic
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Everyone keeps whispering about a “new world order” like it’s some Illuminati group chat you’re not invited to. Relax. There’s no secret cabal. What does exist is something way messier, way louder, and way more chaotic: superpowers freaking the hell out because the old rules don’t work anymore. The global system isn’t “shifting.” It’s…