Blog Articles

Trends used to last whole seasons. Remember that? Something would be “in” long enough for you to actually enjoy it before it got murdered by overuse. Now? Trends are fruit… Read more: Why Every Trend Lasts 48 Hours Before Dying Like a Fruit Fly

Inflation is basically your money waking up one morning and deciding, “Yeah… I’m gonna be less useful today.” And suddenly everything costs more — groceries, rent, coffee, life — but… Read more: Inflation: Why Your Money Is on a Diet You Didn’t Approve

Let’s get one thing straight: Your brain isn’t a wise monk sitting on a mountain handing out profound truths. It’s a noisy roommate with commitment issues — loud, dramatic, messy,… Read more: Your Brain Isn’t Deep — It’s Just Loud, Dramatic, and Wrong Half the Time

If life feels like you’re dragging a mental suitcase filled with bricks, anger, and other people’s emotional leftovers — relax. You’re not weak. You’re just carrying way too much bullshit.… Read more: If Everything Feels Heavy, It’s Because You’re Carrying Too Much Bullshit

Let’s stop pretending we don’t know what real interns are like. Most of them stroll in with big dreams, tiny notebooks, and the attention span of a goldfish on Adderall.… Read more: AI Agents Are the Interns You Actually Wanted — Zero Attitude, Zero Slacking, Zero Bullshit

Everyone keeps whispering about a “new world order” like it’s some Illuminati group chat you’re not invited to. Relax. There’s no secret cabal. What does exist is something way messier,… Read more: The New World Order? More Like New World Panic